Bunissima

I know a person that has an obsession. It is not such a harmful one, especially for her, since she does not realise she has it. It’s rather annoying for others.

But lemme introduce you to a whole new world first. If you didn’t know yet, there are demons and angels in this world, and when things go bad you can bet that there is a devil around, grinning tar through his teeth at your infortune. And then, angels come in the scene to straighten it all out for you. It’s like the good guys and the bad guys are fighting for your wonderful self, and you just have to sit quiet and pray.

I for one, think the demons can be some pretty groovy dudes. I mean, I can already imagine them, when someone is fighting, that they are wagging their pointed tails back and forth like felines, resting on their trident with their left arm, and chewing on hot coals as if it was popcorn, making comments at each other about who is going to win. I don’t know what the angels do. I don’t have that much imagination.

When somebody starts to argue, when they are swearing, even when they are sick, this person I know (let’s call it P.) feels like god asks to be given some holy water or some incense, holy incense, frickinsense or whatever you call it. Oh, I guess I meant franckincense.

I know for a fact that if I want to challenge her to duel with holy water against the demon, I just have to say something that contains the simplest form of demon in it, like if I say “ce dracu” sau “ce mama dracu,” wich basically means “what the devil,” P will become personally offended and almost feeling like a sinner for only hearing this word.Then comes the holy water around the house and maybe some incense, so my demons go away.

But nothing can rise up to the devilish offense of finding some chewed gum stuck on your door. Purposefully!! It means, no doubt, someone has an agreement with the devil to do some bad things to you. Therefore you can proceed to vigourously irrigate the hallway with holy water to exorcise the blasphemy within the entire block. There you go, little devils, you can’t touch me now!